Happy Frank Zappa Day
As Declared by the Mayor Of Baltimore
(I don't even like his "music', but...)

Yes, I know, it's almost a complete birthday suit that Frank is modeling, but he does have his pants on, and after all, it is By-God Frank Zappa Day as declared by the Mayor of Baltimore! Read on.

The Mayor’s proclamation, to be presented at the concert reads, in part, “The City of Baltimore is proud of its rich musical heritage, and is honored to claim the prolific composer, musician, author, and film director Frank Zappa as a native of our fair city; and
WHEREAS, Frank Zappa’s artistry involved many musical genres, including rock, jazz, electronic, and symphonic music, and his lasting impact has left an indelible mark on the art and all those who attempt to follow in his footsteps; and
WHEREAS, Frank Zappa has received world-wide recognition for his talents and innovation and defense of the First Amendment of the Bill of Rights of the Constitution of the United States of America; and
WHEREAS, representing the Zappa Family, Dweezil Zappa is here today to embody his father’s music and legacy on stage for the first time in Baltimore, making this an appropriate day to honor Frank Zappa’s memory and his many great accomplishments.”

"Knuckle Sandwich"

Okay, short and way too sweet. I am back. I'll get into lying mode as quick as I can. For now, you should know that this woman's hand was mangled beyond repair, but being a Hasher with the Third Arm genetic enhancement (see blog from May 2007 - but hers grows out of her back), she can still drink at least one beer while pumping a keg.