Why Not Me???

Please Help! Only you can $ave Little Henry.

-Forward this link to both of the friends you can still tolerate, or risk hours of bad luck-

That's right, for just pennies a day (the price of 1/16th of a cup of coffee) you can make a difference in the life of this young hedgehog. If you are not a complete sociopath, you will be moved by Henry's tragic story...

Henry sustained his disfiguring and humiliating injury the small village of Stanleycesterfordshire-upon- Gloucesterton in the hills of northern England, an area beset inrecent weeks with earthquakes, floods, famines, civil wars, poor ratings, mediocre schools, and the like.

Poor little Hank had planned to be a text message competitor in the 2008 Beijing Olympics, and must now cope with the devastating truth that his left paw will never communicate again.

As if this weren't tragic enough, Henry's loving parents were kidnapped at a recent fast food memorobilia festival. After being unable to raise their ransom, Henry learned that his mother and father had been deep fried and served to adolescent mall rats.

How many times have you said to yourself, "if only I had helped..." Don't let Little Henry wait another day.

Act now and send your gift of $15 per month to:

Precious Little Varmints in Need

4804 West Commerce Street, Suite 614

Hoboken, NJ 22090

As a special thank you for your donation, you will receive our 2008 "There's One Born Every Minute" coffee mug to remind you that there will ALWAYS be SOMEONE who needs your money more than you do.