In honor of moving to Webster (which is essentially Clear Lake).... I made up a new word:

hotard (ho' tahrd, from Eng. whore and Fr. retard) One who is sexually indiscriminate and measures two or more standard deviations below the average IQ of 100; or, and moreover, just acts like it to get some. Not to be confused with those of normal-or-above IQ exhibiting excessive manipulative, ingenious, flirtatious behavior, or skin, to get some.