FINALLY!
Medical researchers in Houston TX have announced a miraculous breakthrough. In conjunction with the Houston Hash House Harriers, who provided volunteer test subjects, doctors have announced the prototype of "The Ideal Hasher", pictured here at St. Arnold's Brewery.

After much debate, project leaders agreed that the "Third Arm" would be the most viable enhancement of the already able drinking experts. Now, Hashers will no longer have to ask for help pumping kegs, minimize sacred two-handed Hash gestures, or squeeze only one boob or cheek at a time - modifications made necessary by the permanently installed mug of beer included in earlier prototypes. With the addition of the third, predesignated Drinking Arm, hashers can do all these things at once, or perhaps, just carry another mug or two.

In a blitzkrieg of team spirit, intensified by the ensuing Jager celebration, the prototype creators have already cloned its first "brother". According to his blog, EZ generously gave birth to it himself...